In the event you Weren’t Terrified of Dynamics Before, You Will Become After Reading These 10 Information.

Nature has evolved in a few crazy ways. Even though it absolutely was necessary for survival or even whatever, I still loathe it.

1. THE CYCLOCOSMIA SPIDER HAS A CRAZY “AZTEC COIN” BUTT TO BLOCK IT’S HOME FROM PREDATORS.

2. PELICANS WILL OFTEN EAT OTHER SMALLER BIRDS LIKE BULLIES WITH WINGS.

3. THE TARDIGRADE, AKA “WATER BEAR” CAN SURVIVE IN ENVIRONMENTS SO EXTREME, WE WOULD TOTES DIE IF WE EVEN TRIED.

4. FLATWORMS ARE WAY INTO PENIS FENCING (IT’S EXACTLY HOW IT SOUNDS). WHOEVER LOSES GETS INSEMINATED BY THE WINNER, AND TURNS FEMALE.

5. THE HORNED LIZARD SQUIRTS BLOOD OUT OF IT’S EYES TO WARD OFF PREDATORS. SO…IT’S THE DEVIL.

6. THE GHARIAL CROCODILE IS THE LARGEST IN THE CROC FAMILY. IT’S BODY ISN’T EQUIPPED TO WALK ON LAND SO IT CAN ONLY SLIDE ON IT’S BELLY WHEN ON SOLID GROUND. WHICH IS KIND OF CUTE?

7. RED LIPPED BATFISH ARE FISH THAT ARE BAD AT SWIMMING. FISH. BAD AT SWIMMING. RIGHT-O. SO THEY WALK ON THE OCEAN FLOOR INSTEAD CAUSE FUCK IT, THIS IS HOW THINGS WORK NOW. IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE THE GROMBLE FROM “AHH! REAL MONSTERS”.

8. A CATERPILLAR IN COSTA RICA LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE TO SCARE OFF IT’S PREDATORS AND DEFINITELY TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME PERSONALLY.

9. FIRE ANTS CAN MOVE ENTIRE COLONIES OVER BODIES OF WATER AND ARE REALLY BUOYANT SO THEY DON’T SINK. THEY DID NOT BUILD THE TITANIC.

10. THAT MONSTER FROM “TREMORS” ACTUALLY EXISTS AND LIVES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.