This new gadget charges your phone while you pleasure yourself!

Therefore you were worried the Apple iWatch would make you look like a chic.

We’d to double check our calendars to make sure it wasn’t April the 1st already, but, no this is apparently real: a watch that charges your phone while you, er, ‘charge yourself’.

The concept, called the W**kband, derives from adult content site Pornhub, who are apparently worried about the harm to the environment being caused by all the power the computers are sucking upwards while we’re ‘scratching the itches’.

Their particular solution: a watch-shaped device that will charges a battery whenever it’s moved up and down – when you’re combing your teeth, for example.

Not only is this beneficial to the planet, but it provides a handy excuse for anyone who is caught making your individual fun.

While this looks a lot like a publicity stop, the science behind it does basically make sense – though it won’t generate huge numbers of power. You might do yourself an incorrect sort of mischief trying to find your phone’s battery for you to 100%.

It’s not there for buy yet, but Pornhub are inviting people to sign up for a ‘Be(a)ta Test’ (on a reasonably safe for work chunk of their site).

Just remember to wax off when you’re in public: this is one gadget that’s all the more embarrassing to be seen in than Google Glasses.