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I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)

Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy[/quote]

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)

INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar....They Always Look Good...IF IT IS NOT YOURS...

Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love <ur bf="" gf="" name="">' And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore! :P

I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once ;)

Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥

Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI...Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒​ Please Do This Now.

I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new.

A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new.

If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.